ALPHABEAST by Craig Arndt

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Welcome to our sixth installment of Meet the Alphabeasts! Bonus preview this week is Mary the Mermaid!Now hold on a second, I can hear you saying “but this isn’t a mermaid! Where is her red hair and giant double D clam shells?”. Let me just explain, no sailor would ever follow a siren song if they though some slimy green lady with sharp teeth was waiting for them. So the Mermaids commissioned Disney to put out a propaganda film to make them look great. That’s why you have sea lumberjack King Triton and his 800 perfect daughters. Also I bet you didn’t know that Mary speaks 5 different languages, writes the best fanfic you’ve ever read, and is unbeaten in her fantasy football league. So who says sexy doesn’t come in many different forms.  Want to know more about Mary and who she’s singing to? see the full sized art of the Mermaid? find out more in May in Alphabeasts. http://alphabeast.tumblr.com/

Welcome to our sixth installment of Meet the Alphabeasts! Bonus preview this week is Mary the Mermaid!

Now hold on a second, I can hear you saying “but this isn’t a mermaid! Where is her red hair and giant double D clam shells?”. Let me just explain, no sailor would ever follow a siren song if they though some slimy green lady with sharp teeth was waiting for them. So the Mermaids commissioned Disney to put out a propaganda film to make them look great. That’s why you have sea lumberjack King Triton and his 800 perfect daughters. Also I bet you didn’t know that Mary speaks 5 different languages, writes the best fanfic you’ve ever read, and is unbeaten in her fantasy football league. So who says sexy doesn’t come in many different forms. 

Want to know more about Mary and who she’s singing to? see the full sized art of the Mermaid? find out more in May in Alphabeasts. http://alphabeast.tumblr.com/

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